Settlement Bar, Sydney

Westpac Place
275 Kent Street, Sydney 2000
Reviewers present: Bot, Blogs, and then some
Time of review: Lunch



(Old rating: 1 rubber chicken)

"For tight-pant corporate vampires that wish they were hiding a cocaine habit"

Not really a pub but we were here so we'll cross it off the list. Done.

Few options on tap - special mention to Murray's 'Whale Ale' and 'Angry Man' - win. Other than that, a bunch of usuals. Indoor and outdoor areas for all your wank activities. TVs and shit yeah. High stools and couches and shit, yeah.

A Carlton Draught from here will probably cost you your soul - we noticed a few zombies sitting in a booth nearby.

The food was okay, not bad, not astounding. The burger was your standard $15 and came covered with cocaine, which got all over our business with each bite.

We didn't like it. You might. Whatever. 1 rubber chi.... fuck it, just 1.

Website: http://www.settlementbar.com.au/